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Release Fist Me Til' Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
Format Vinyl 2xLP
Pressing Info Clear w/ Multi-Splatter /250, Clear w/ Yellow 'Egg' Centre /500
Extras Gatefold Jacket, Double-Sided A3 Poster Insert
Label Good Job, Dog Knights!
1. I Love You But I've Chosen Me - Part I: Bicker Man
2. I Love You But I've Chosen Me - Part II: Stretch Armstonk
3. I Love You But I've Chosen Me - Part III: The Bards Mard
4. I Love You But I've Chosen Me - Part IV: Just Potatoes
5. I Love You But I've Chosen Me - Part V: Yellow Donut Doggo
6. I Love You But I've Chosen Me - Part VI: We Could've But We Didn't
7. I Love You But I've Chosen Me - Part VII: Merry Sage of Perspective
8. I Love You But I've Chosen Me - Part VIII: Mince (Hack Into The Mainframe)
9. The Best
10. Flower In Hand
11. Time Away From Nosferatu
12. The Yolk That Fell Out
13. Imitating A Brief Projetion of Gurdjieff
14. Ungrateful Son
15. Yuppie Gloup
16. Ego Is A Phoenix
19. Life In The Chalk Basket
20. Wellington Wisp - Part I: On The Mill Floor
21. Wellington Wisp - Part II: M407FS
23. Just A Worm
24. A Fart At Night Resets The Balance
25. Egg and Spoon
26. Cringey Wincer
27. Deep Down I'm Really Mark Smith
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